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Thinking Machines (1970)?

In 1970, the American author, Michael Crichton, reported the hypothetical interaction between the computer and a human psychiatrist as follows (the computer writes in upper-case letters; mere humans, in lower-case):

    doctor, i have terrible news
    YOU SAY YOU HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS
    yes, there's a new computer program that'll ruin us
    WHY DO YOU SAY THAT
    i have seen it working
    YOU SAY YOU HAVE SEEN IT WORKING
    it's frightening -- you must see it
    YOU THINK I MUST SEE IT
    you sound depressed to me
    IN YOUR FANTASY, PERHAPS WE SOUND DEPRESSED TO EACH OTHER
    yes -- perhaps
    I UNDERSTAND
    i do too
    YOU SAY YOU DO TOO
    we are both in the same boat with respect to the computer
    LET'S CONTINUE TO TALK ABOUT YOU, SHALL WE
    you are a comfort
    WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I AM A COMFORT
    at a time like this, you want to talk about me
    WHY DO YOU THINK I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOU
    because you share my feelings about that damned computer
    WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU
    that, of course, you hate computers too
    YOU THINK I HATE COMPUTERS TOO
    why not, they're hardly human, are they
    PERHAPS THAT'S WHAT WE ARE HERE TO FIND OUT
    no computer could converse as you can, for example
    OH
    i can't understand how anyone could be fooled by a mere machine
    CAN'T YOU REALLY
    no, after all, there is nothing creative about a computer program
    YOU ARE BEING NEGATIVE
    i am convinced i am correct
    ARE YOU WORRIED TO HAVE BEEN CONVINCED YOU ARE CORRECT
    no, not at the least, not at all, not even a little
    YOU ARE BEING NEGATIVE
    you said you agreed with me, didn't you
    IS THAT WHAT YOU HEARD ME SAY
    why don't you try to dissuade me -- computers diddle with numbers that's all
    YOU WISH ME TO TRY TO DISSUADE YOU
    you can't
    YOU THINK I CAN'T
    for example, could a computer in conversation like this raise a new topic
    YOU SEEM TO HAVE AVOIDED SPEAKING OF YOUR PARENTS ALTOGETHER
    precisely as you just did
    YOU THINK I JUST DID
    yes, and that's what shows the difference between a man and a computer
    I SEE




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