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What research really means

"IT HAS BEEN KNOWN" I haven't bothered to look up the original reference
"OF GREAT THEORETICAL AND PRACTICAL IMPORTANCE" interesting to me
"THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY" the results of the others didn't make sense and were ignored
"TYPICAL RESULTS ARE SHOWN" my best results are
"IT IS BELIEVED THAT" I think
"IT IS GENERALLY BELIEVED THAT" a couple of others guys think so too
"IT IS HOPED THAT THIS WORK WILL STIMULATE FURTHER RESEARCH IN THE FIELD" this paper is not very good but neither are any of the others in this miserable subject


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